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Turkey Supreme

The best thing to ever come out of Shaler Area. A mess of turkey, stuffing, and gravy served with mashed potatoes and every other Thanksgiving food you can imagine. We wait all year for the one (or two) times they serve this delicacy. It simply has to be experienced.
D: Hey, what's for lunch today?
S: Turkey Supreme I think..
D: Oh my fucking god. I'm skipping 4th period and waiting in line. Actually, I'm skipping 6th and 7th too so I can eat it three times.

This is the best day of my life.
by Shalerian March 19, 2009
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turkey lover

a lesbian who gobbles dangle-y vaginas.
you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"

friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."
by L0k13 August 16, 2009
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The Turkey Jones

To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.

Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."

Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"

Chrish Collinsworth- "...."

Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010
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TMI Turkey

The act of holding up the palm of your hand and spreading out all five fingers, while placing your other hand in the center of the opposite palm with fingers spread, with your thumb sticking straight up resembling a turkey. To explain in hand motion, when someone has given you Too Much Information.
Tom: Hey Jane, I just took the biggest dump ever!
Jane: (TMI TURKEY) WoW, Tom, um... thanks?
by Joshua Nelson March 7, 2007
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white turkey

when cocaine is done on thanksgiving and none of the parties involved consume food or a general slang term for cocaine
by turkey master September 29, 2013
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Backdoor Turkey

Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.
What was that sound?

I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.

Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.
by GPayte May 9, 2011
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turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018
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