game tester

A professional who testes video games by playing them before their release in the market.

to make a game bug free the publishers installs a in house tester team or outsources these games to specialized game testing firms.

these game after alpha stages comes into game testers hands and they are continued to be tested until release.

Of course a dream job for a gamer.

A game tester is a guy who gets money for and makes livelihood by playing games.

crazy gamer : Hey yo lazy scum..u suck... nd u look sick...go get a life...btw what do you do....

lazy guy : I am a game tester.. i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : what!!&??? hei yo what games u have tested man

lazy guy : I am testing MGS5 and COD MW2 in shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)

by AK15544 July 20, 2009

testes

1. Testicles
2. Exams more difficult than quizzes, but not as difficult as regular tests.

If you think your English professor's 'quizzies' are difficult, then you would hate to see his 'testes'.

by Child w/Headphones December 12, 2008

how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

by trippmunky October 2, 2007

testicleavage

a. When a man wears really small loose shorts and part of his ball bag falls out he is considered to have testicleavage.
b. When an exposed ballsack is observed by the general public, usually by older women who will then scream and run away.

Jane saw Johns testicleavage when he bent over to tie his shoe while wearing a speedo.

Often times testicleavage is observed in the locker room of the swim team

by Nalina & Adam May 8, 2007

elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.

First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007