(noun)
a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.
b) An aloof asshole.
c) An awesome best friend.
a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.
b) An aloof asshole.
c) An awesome best friend.
a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.
b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.
c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.
b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.
c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.
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Get the rectal teest mug.Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.
" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'
"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"
"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"
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Get the Dita Von Teese mug.Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.
Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.
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Tommy loves pirates, maybe a little too much.
Snorg tees has a pirate t-shirt for every day of the week.
Tommy slices off his hand and replaces it with a hook. Too hardcore, Tommy. You should have bought a t shirt.
Snorg tees has a pirate t-shirt for every day of the week.
Tommy slices off his hand and replaces it with a hook. Too hardcore, Tommy. You should have bought a t shirt.
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