table

a fuckin table

guy 1: i have a tabel
guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table
guy fieri: guy fieri

by sexualgrenade March 22, 2022

Lucy Table

The lucy table is the worst table in the house. It can refer to the worst table in a restaurant, but also extends to any spot you find yourself in public or in the office that sucks. It originates from the classic I Love Lucy show episode where Lucy is seated at a table by the waiters' door where there is high traffic.

Cindy was assigned the Lucy Table of office cubes, right by the copier/fax machine.

by SidneySmartyPants August 19, 2009

Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

by josh haner December 20, 2008

Tabled

To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.

Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)

Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.

by Zkello February 28, 2009

off the table

a song from ariana grande’s album “positions”, and its so underrated

“just wanna know is love completely off the table

by bkbabyy0123 April 5, 2021

shaking the table

When someone says or does something that is usually unacceptable and makes people uncomfortable in order to make people talk about something

1.) Sarah: Are we still not gonna talk about uncle Charlie’s obsession with sitting at the kids table.

Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table

2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.

by SaidLilBitch October 9, 2017

Almighty Tallest Red

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Red can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Purple. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.

Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."

by Scary Monkey May 23, 2004