Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

second thoughts

a dick and balls trick where you take your penis and pull it snugly underneath your body, leaving your balls protruding from either side of your now-gone penis. giving a double-image of "the brain" giving it the name, "second thoughts".

he gave me "the brain" so i hit him with the "second thoughts"

by deathafterlife June 2, 2009

Start Thought

Phrase first coined by George N. Parks. A speaker says it before saying something.

Start Thought: (Important Statement)

by Fat Swimmer September 28, 2008

Cum thought

Def 1. The final thought you have right before you orgasm. Can be good or bad.
Def 2. What you think about while masturbating or sex.

His cum thought was, I wonder what time the Giant's game starts today?

by The Big Bang. October 12, 2010

nose thought

thought derived from the nose

person says "my nose tickles"
nose thought "pick the boogers ya dumb fuck"

by moon.unit January 19, 2008

Dumb thoughts

They can't all be gems folks. Cut me some slack....

Hym "Hahahahahahaha!!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "Did he get a genius grant for STEALING AND MONETIZING THE DUMB THOUGHTS!?!? HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't even steal the brilliant ones!! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHIT! That's pretty good! Wow! That's actually hilarious!"

Hym "AAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022