Court Rot

When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.

"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."

"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"

by jetskeedog December 12, 2024

Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022

Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 28, 2022

run court

The term used to define the act of disciplinary action for rule infractions in a southern gang.

He fucked up so " We had to

Run Court on his ass"

by JJYEAH September 09, 2018

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.

King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath

by ItsPrix June 01, 2021

Solsbury Court C4

Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).

Please don't make me go to Solsbury Court C4! I'm begging you!

by Alan January 19, 2004