Ted Turner

the devil.....

Ted Turner is the devil

by (|)(|) March 8, 2004

uncle ted

The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.

Dude, you've been in here for 15 minutes!
I know, uncle ted won't fucking leave!

by ninjafloater October 16, 2010

ted mosby

architect

Barney Stinson: ‘Ted Mosby, Architect’

by personaddingdefinitions October 6, 2021

Ted 2

A movie released on June 26, 2015 about a talking teddy bear.

you must have your special friend with you to watch Ted 2

by mikyryty October 26, 2015

Ted Danson

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.

Ted Danson is damn sexy

by Bonnie September 5, 2003

Ted Nugent

Bruce Springsteen's evil redneck half

"I'd really love to see The Boss and Ted Nugent duke it out in a boxing ring."

by Mr. Please Please Please April 10, 2017

A Ted cruise

A Ted cruise (n) is the act of leaving behind a cohort of people, usually those you have a duty to work for, while they are in need and/or danger.

Prof: And so students, Nero fled Rome. He went on a Ted cruise, if you will.

by Mayor James February 18, 2021