swasted

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

by brett z August 13, 2006

sweatable

Someone who you think is really hot, who you sweat.

J: That Lustin Buttz is soooo sweatable!
S: Really? I just think he's creepy.

by Limey Bloke May 5, 2008

Swasticker

A Swastika sticker

"There's a swasticker of those evil Nazis again!"
The skinhead had a swasticker on his notebook.

by Pogmotoin March 2, 2009

ribbed sweater tee

A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.

Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.

by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009

Blood Sweat & Tears

A song by South Korean boy group BTS. It has sexy-sounding vocals and beautiful dance moves. It's something you'd want to hear your whole life.

Girl 1: "Have you seen the Blood Sweat & Tears music video by BTS?"
Girl 2: "OMG yes!! It's so sexy!"
Girl 1: "Just wait till you see Jimin reveal his shoulder 🤤"
Girl 2: "Those vocals by Jungkook and Jimin are such turn-ons."

by *-.Starrily.-* May 5, 2020

Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...

OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...

by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 30, 2005