suburban rhythm

1. Unconvincing movements often pawned off as 'dancing' in uptown clubs.
2. Thrives especially in circles containing pretardedwankstas.
3. Yet another sesquipedalian term to describe individuals subsumed by cliche R&B songs.
4. Listed under suburbandictionary.com under 'rhythm'

Mike: Dammit, another would-be break dancer just kicked my beer over.
Brando: Ahhhhhhhhhh! The fiery-hot suburban rhythm in this club makes me want to puke.

by Brando! April 30, 2004

suburbanite

Mindless consumers who live in engineered neighborhoods. Have no opinion on anything until popular culture and media tell them how to think. Have to define themselves with posessions, because they have no personalities from years of corporate brainwashing. Suffer from the delusion that everyone wants their life, when in fact they do not.(Sometimes even they don't, but their programmed minds would never let them admit it.) Mistake insults and pity towards them for jealousy and envy. Go through life with blinders, failing to see or comprehend anything that is not right in front of their eyes.
Their infectious ignorance and baseless arrogance are the reasons other countries hate the U.S. so much.

Also see lemming.

The saddest part is suburbanites think the thoughts in their head are their own.

by stickfigure March 2, 2005

suburban gangster

a white boy who doesnt dare step foot in the ghetto cuz he will get hiz azz lit up.

by Hispanic Women lover July 7, 2003

Suburban chic

Usually used to describe women past their prime who lives in smaller towns, or suburbs, but think that they are hip, and dresses real smart. The fact is however that you clearly can tell that they'er not from a big city, and that they don't really follow the newest trends

Look at that woman, she really think she is hip

yes, she is so suburban chic

by Niels Have October 28, 2008

Suburban Speedball

A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene

Dude, I was tripping balls on that Suburban Speedball all morning!

by Heretic Bassist November 11, 2009

suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

by Cletus September 24, 2003

Suburban turban

The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.

Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.

by JaredBurns May 26, 2006