freedom of speech

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

In short, we can say what we want to say, within certain limits. Yes, you can say "FUCK YOU" to a police officer and call your lawyer (if you're stupid enough) and get away with it. You can't give threats or endanger public safety, however.

Basically, if you want to use it, keep your lawyer on speed dial and have deep pockets.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. -Part of the U.S Bill of Rights. Collect them all!

by I r Mime June 10, 2007

figures of speech

A word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage.

Figures of speech: "Calling her a crab was just a figure of speech... But she has literal crabs."

by DefineItSam November 6, 2014

Seech

A word used when the gays gather and play cards against humanity while holding a chipotle burrito

Hey bro wanna seech tonight you get the burritos and I will get the cards

by Seechin Dave April 23, 2021

Wench Stench

When a girl wears a perfume that is overpowering and makes you gag.

Walking down the hallway "Aw dude what is that wench stench im gonna puke."

by BarfNuggets February 19, 2012

skeech

to leave or depart - possibly with some element of secrecy or urgency.

Listen man, I've had it here, I'm skeechin'. I'm gonna try to skeech a little early this afternoon. Cover for me, will ya? Man, he skeeched three hours ago.

by John Kennett May 12, 2003

stench trap

a smelly vagina

Ray's mom has a stench trap

by rayWALLY'sDAD February 19, 2009

stenchsmith

(1) n: One who is perpetually ensconced in a miasma of foul odors. One who generally smells bad, but in a different way: one day it's stale farts and day-old food, and the next it's B.O. and gasoline etc.
(2) n: A political and moral drama-queen: one who makes a big stink about any political or moral situation/problem/story in order to appear informed, opinionated, and controversial.

Stenchsmithing: More than spinning a story--A cynical and reactionary treatment of a topic, story or event with the goal of deriding the subject and instilling fear or hatred in the stenchsmith's audience.

Yesterday, Gerry, the office stenchsmith arrived smelling of garbage, wet cardboard, and moldy shower-curtains; today, he smells of gasoline and soured milk.

Fox News' preoccupation with Benghazi is nothing but political stenchsmithing.

Matt Drudge, stenchsmith extraordinaire, can make Mother Theresa look like a thieving opportunist.

by Simeon Hopper February 3, 2014