static2k

A place where non-inovative people come together and rave about their meaningless lives.

Static2k is a waste of time. The creator, Jason, should be shot numerious times while being raped up the ass.

by Saftey Pin October 19, 2003

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Tv static

A slang term for cum.

"You ever just accidentally shoot some TV static in your mouth?" - Elias
"Why does your shit taste like TV static?" - Cassandra

by Truthfully Shady January 31, 2021

Static1403

The rockin' dude.

Static1403 makes phat beats.

by your_mom October 19, 2003

Spastic

Something a gay person would say

Boy 1 “ I am feeling very spastic today”
Boy 2 “ I agree you make me spastic”

by Shazz the hentai November 19, 2020

Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

deep static

a type of music that is very crap...

"hear that shit deep static"

by luke newman December 26, 2007