Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.
by 2182 September 27, 2009
A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.
Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?
Dude 2: It's a woman..
Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..
Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.
Dude 2: It's a woman..
Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..
Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.
by kmackk March 10, 2011
One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
by AfungusAmungus August 18, 2018
by quinwithey December 10, 2008
A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.
That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!
by fargocindo June 21, 2013
A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.
A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.
A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.
A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.
A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.
by squirrlgrrl April 15, 2011
by O2L November 06, 2015