Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019

Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.

Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.

by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

Splinder

Splinder: To touch a guys penis in an erotic way when you give him a blowjob.

I want to give you a nice splinder during our sexual intercourse.

by DoubleC91 January 18, 2015

Chum Slinger

great big cock on the verge of ejaculation

Leon was polishing his chum slinger when his mother came into his room with pancakes.

by tunatube August 5, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

splinter

uk drum n bass producer

fuck me, it's dj splinter

by twisted individual April 10, 2005