Spleeming

A collaborative effort involving lube, dish soap and whipped cream. A group of people have to throw these three things across a room and make as much mess a physically possible to make a successful spleemjob.

Person 1: Do you guys want to do some spleeming today?
Person 2: Well we need a few more people but we could try a good spleemjob.

by UltimateSploinker January 8, 2025

sleef beef

Someone who puts beef inside his mother

Sleef beef had so much fun in there.

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

Spleendick

What happens when you see a former pretty girl who is no longer attractive due to poor choices and your dick curls up inside you behind your spleen

You see April lately? That girl used to gorgeous but I just saw her and she gave me spleendick

by Albert Adams June 25, 2025

Spleeling

The act of spelling so poorly that autocorrect cannot fix it.

I am often spleeling words wrong when texting my friends.

by Glorifunk August 7, 2025

Spleensigma autism

when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)

person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo

by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025

green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest

hey man i gave joe the green spleen

by old nebronian May 24, 2018