Switzerland

Don't mention his peace prize.

"What did Switzerland do in the war Mummy?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone."

by Se llamas llamas October 11, 2012

spitteriffic

so cool you get excited to the point of naming there awesomeness to a degree that may not be measured on any scale. No matter how hard you try.

1. "your cool"
"your awesome"
"your spitteriffic, ha i win!"
2. oh my god you are so spitteriffic

by jacquelyn heinemann April 13, 2008

Switzerland

A country that can't decide if they are Germans or Italians. They also make damn good chocolate!

Switzerland: Am I German or Italian?
Everybody else: Shut up, you bitch-ass coward!

by Siracha, Baby October 23, 2018

Skitzer

A skitzer is someone who is underage yet has an attraction to people roughly 2-3 years under their personal age or is generally messy and/or stupid when it comes to everyday tasks.

He's such a Skitzer it's insane.

by xenforq April 20, 2019

Switzerland

Its like the nuetral zone,(becuase they've never been in a war.) Its like having the commitment without the commitment... having the title with out the title. Its the in between of a relationship.

a:So are you guys together?
b:Well not exactly we are in Switzerland !
A.So can you see other people?
b:It hasn't been said i cant but i think it would be wrong? Get it.

by Morganb23 March 29, 2010

Spitzers

Knee-high socks.

I pulled up my spitzers and got busy.

Do you carry spitzers, or do you only have ankle-high socks?

Please take your spitzers off before we go to bed unless you're planning to pay me $1000 an hour for this!

by Cantor de Mambo December 26, 2008

Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.

Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.

by Tor. November 29, 2009