Spitzers

Knee-high socks.

I pulled up my spitzers and got busy.

Do you carry spitzers, or do you only have ankle-high socks?

Please take your spitzers off before we go to bed unless you're planning to pay me $1000 an hour for this!

by Cantor de Mambo December 26, 2008

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Spitzering

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

spitzerized

when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.

Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

by fess April 21, 2008

Spitzerize

spit-zer-ize

Verb

1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.

Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.

by doctorgroove July 11, 2008