Sperm and egg omlete 

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling

Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.

Sperm and egg omlete by Special K - NH February 4, 2010

Sperm breath 

Somebody whos mouth smells distinctley of man goo

man 1: hi john

man 2: hi ste....

man 1: WHAT THE FUCK YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SPERM !!!!!

MAN 2: sorry dude i meant to sort that out with my.....

Man 1: DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SPERM LOVING BASTARD!!!!

man 2: curse my sperm breath !!

Sperm breath by TJeva October 6, 2005

sperm squirm 

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

sperm squirm by andre April 24, 2005

sperm gurgler 

someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male.

and insult for someone you dont like

"kiss my ass, sperm gurgler"

sperm gurgler by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

sperm jack 

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

sperm jack by J-Fad December 15, 2008

sperm babies 

when sperm leaks out of the anus after anal sex.

"dont cum in my butt i dont want any sperm babies!"

sperm babies by mackbergs February 7, 2006

sperm burpin slut 

What every male's ex-wife or girlfriend becomes a minute after they break up.

Where's my ol'lady? Oh, you mean that sperm burpin slut that I used to have clean the old pipes every now and then.

sperm burpin slut by Anonymous October 18, 2003