what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.
by The weird bird man August 27, 2010
Get the soon you will contain my seed mug.When you plan to have a long love making session with your female partner, but you cum too soon - before you have a chance to put your penis inside her. This usually happens suddenly while your partner is giving you a hand job or blow job during foreplay
Mandy and I settled in for long love-making session last night, but I "cum too soon" while she was stroking me
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(As defined by Douglas Adams' "The Deeper Meaning of Liff".)
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