Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.

"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."

by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023

shaking my snowglobe

handjob or jacking off

Bro, when that girl was shaking my snowglobe last night, she kept laughing and it was very weird.

by bigpenis4u September 4, 2010

Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."

We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?

by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016

fighting a dirty snowman

Holding back a shit

Kevin, "Oh man, Need to go to the toilet. Been fighting a dirty snowman here."

by Zulu the forth December 4, 2016

Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Spinning Snowflake Snowman

Cheap snowman toys that little kid degenerates (Known as squeakers) buy for over 500$ when they literally used to cost like 20$ in Walmart, Kmart and other retailers back when they were produced from 2002 to 2010, The same company (Gemmy) now makes stupid remakes of them that SOMETIMES sell for the same price as the older ones on eBay like WTF?!?! You can literally buy one at CVS for like 20$

Squeaker: Hey d00d i just got a spinning snowflake snowman for 1500$!!111!
Me: Bruh

by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2021

It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.

Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

by yolweneg May 17, 2021