snowblower

A guy standing barefoot in the snow while his girl gives him a blowjob.

Dude it just snowed, gonna get my girl to give me a snowblower!

by anoymkitty January 7, 2017

Snowblower

An angry, uneducated, social media political activist who ends a statement by calling someone a "Snowflake". This is a person who would normally never win an argument but now finds themselves empowered with other Snowblower's. In their mind, being repetitive and relying on one statement means they're correct and are the clear winner of any argument.

Earl became a snowblower the day he started calling everyone he disagreed with a Snowflake.

by The Lawlz November 2, 2017

snowbortion

When you think you're going snowboarding but then... you aren't.

Nate thought he was going snowboarding this weekend, but the universe delivered a snowbortion.

by DrLittleGirl May 22, 2018

Snowblower

When you and a girl are having sexy times in the bedroom and one of you wants to get extra freaky by using 3 ice cubes, vasoline and an anus. You lube up the anus with the vasoline, slide 3 ice cubes inside and squeeze so they shoot out making a snowblower

Dude, this chick I was with is wiLD, she wanted to do the snowblower !

by 2H7qg17g June 1, 2018

Snow bro

On film sets with "real" artificial now, a "Snowbro" is a member of the team that shovels that snow into place

We can see those cables. Get the snow bros to cover them

by DannyDanbridge November 24, 2018

Snowblower

A gay Eskimo

That Snowblower died of aids

by Tommunist_government November 29, 2018

snowboarder

1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.

or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.

skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes

by donut sauce February 24, 2019