Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

by RubLox November 5, 2016

snorrowful

to be both sad and boring

(1) His latest waste of film is the most snorrowful movie I've ever almost sat through.

(2) Whatever you do, don't mention breakups; the tears will start flowing and she'll become your snorrowful sister.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 3, 2009

snuffalump

Combination of the words snuffaluffagus and heffalump used to describe an individual who lacks common sense, is obese and extremely lazy, slowly moving only when the senses of sight or smell have detected a hint of food.

What is that beast Stefanie doing near a McDonald's drive-thru? Why isn't she in the barn with the rest of the livestock?
That fat-ass snuffalump must be tired of grazing in the pasture with the rest of the herd. Only a grease factory like Micky-D's could have attracted it.

by sciflyer.25 September 16, 2010

Snubknuckled

When you get beaten in a sumo 1v1, you have been snubnuckled.

Winner: EZ, You just got absolutely snubknuckled!

by JwwGBoi August 18, 2020

playing in the snow

Snorting cocaine, or about to do it

Let's go play in the snow later. She's playing in the snow

by askboutjacqueline August 11, 2017

Snaportunity

An opportunity for an epic snap chat.

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"

by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

snacktivist

Also used for a group that formed to mock and troll the Oregon terrorist militia and their on-line supporters because of their call for snacks while occupying a federal bird sanctuary, and the fact they were such easy targets for mockery. 15000 strong, their snacktivism consisted of sending such things as gummy penises and dildos to them, along with a 55 gallon drum of personal lube. Their patron saint is St.Mildred of the Lemony snacks.

There was a great deal of joy among the snacktivists when the FBI arrested the leaders of the seditious group.

by Wild Clover October 10, 2016