Santa

A creepy old man that breaks into your house on Christmas Eve and steals your cookies and milk. He also is homeless so has to live off of his stolen cookies. He’s never looked in the mirror at his disgusting beard.

Hey look it’s that homeless creep named Santa.

Person 1: Let me turn on my fire in my chimney so that he will die!
Person 2: that’s a great idea!

by -cookiesandmilk- December 16, 2018

Santa Clara

A small-ass minor city that isn't so polluted, screwed up, deleted, violent, or gang-crammed, unlike San Jose.

by dj gs68 April 27, 2003

Santa Bag

When one, after the act of love-making, proceeds to shit in the sheets. They then wrap their sexual partner up into a bag using the soiled sheets. Next, the bag is thrown over the shoulder in a Santa-like fashion and shaken until utter orgasmic splendor is reached.

you: "Dude I totally went for the Santa Bag last night! She was so turned on she shit herself!"

friend: "DOUBLE SANTA BAG!!!"

by Ianesseda September 7, 2010

santa cruz

the best place to find crip dank in america

dude, i'm going to santa cruz for 420. I'm gonna get so ripped!

by ybaa May 18, 2009

Santa Clause

Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.

'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen.

by schooby September 13, 2008

SANTA BARBARA

One of the most beautiful place in California. People like to hate on people from California, (rigtfully so cuz they're all so damn stuck up), but people from S.B. are laid back stoners who just want to chill at the beach or go on a hike.

i'm 24 and I've lived in S.B. my whole life. I would never want to be categorized as a rich bitch, dumb ass Californian because i'm way more chill than those assholes.

Me: Lets go to the beach and blaze it.
Friend: Sounds chill, lets go.

by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

Santana

Santana as in "Saint-Ana". Sanatana means a saint very holy and clean. Originated in spain;

Carlos Santana, guitar player; Juelz Santana aka. DipsEt, rapper.

by Jezebel Santana January 3, 2008