sito

One who asks one too many questions, has to know everything at a every given second, and or meaning grandma.

Dude don't be a sito.

by Faint88 November 6, 2009

Situation Stipulation

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.

"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!

by Pete187 November 26, 2007

Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

situation starter

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going

im a situation starter

by jamarieus May 8, 2009

Sitophelia

a form of sexual fetishism in which participants are aroused by erotic situations involving food. The phrase is also used to refer to non-sexual play with food, such as playful and decorative food displays, enjoyment of preparing food, or even a play about food.
Chocolate is a well known aphrodisiac. Food play overlaps with other fetishes, including wet and messy fetishism, feederism, and Nyotaimori. It is differentiated from Vorarephilia, aka "Vore," in that food play fetishizes food while vore fetishizes the act of eating a living creature, or being eaten alive. ((You asked))

Cover your lover in chocolate or pudding. Perhaps even whipped cream?

A custard-covered-lover is true Sitophelia.

by Twysted Irish October 14, 2011

urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.

Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.

by jscales March 24, 2008

In situ

Something being at its original place

All the guest sat down in situ

by Stalier February 13, 2020