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Shred

Shred (V.)
To cut, slice, chop or carve a path or line through snow, surf, skate park or any kind of trail. The term shred does NOT extend to sky diving, hang gliding, wing suit flying, or motor sports of any kind. Shred can also be used to discribe injuries inflicted while participating in an extreme sport.
Skier 1: Dude! I'm gonna send that cliff.

Skier 2: Shred it hard bro!

Biker 1: Wanna shred some trail today?

Biker 2: Can't, I need a new front disk, remember...

Surfer 1: High tide in an hour, wanna surf?

Surfer 2: let's shred some curl!

Skater: Dude I shredded my face on that quarter pipe!

Friend: I can tell...
by Proveyourpoint April 16, 2014
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shredder

A back wood Illinois one fanged critter. Likes to shred beer, rip stick gears while tripping brodies. Its been seen attacking local school teachers. Pulling ponytail shredding cooter!
Me and the shredder shredded two 18 packs last night while tripping brodies.
by pdog21 November 5, 2011
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shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.
"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."
by got your nose May 26, 2020
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shred the gnar

contrary to other people's thoughts, shred the gnar means snowboarding, not fitting surroundings
person a: hey man you wanna shred the gnar?
person b: hell yeah brah i just got a new shred sled.
person a: sick nasty.
by B-HamBlamJam August 23, 2009
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shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys
I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper
by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009
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shreader

Dude: Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude #2: He's a Shreader
Dude: What's that?
Dude #2: You know, someone who shits and reads, a shreader!
by Nick Fox January 6, 2009
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Shredache

A headache that comes from listening to to much Metal.
"Dude I've been listening to so much metal today,I cant take anymore.
I have a Shredache"
by H.D.A. April 26, 2009
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