shitappens

When you are too lazy to say shit happens so you decide to say them both at the exact same time.

person: aww man, i dropped my ice-cream!
another person: shitappens

by an incredibly bored person June 11, 2018

shiitake shrinker

When in Japan and a females pulls out a large strap on in front of a man and his erection goes away completely (shrinking in size).

Oh man when I was in Japan this girl gave me a shiitake shrinker and I was ready to come home.

by Acidonym June 14, 2018

Shitalty

When adding salt to something that does not taste good, and it makes it taste worse.

This Mac and Cheese is Shitalty as fuck

by theraccooncode September 10, 2018

Shitae'

French sounding plain ol shit.

"Hows your day?" Shitae'!

by DanoDoc December 3, 2018

shitaleelelee

to fuck a couch

did you hear that jasmine shitaleelelee with her grandmas couch? she’s so crazy...

by mstitty July 31, 2019

shaitalia

The baddest woman alive. She loves God buy she will fight you if you say some bout her kids.

Did you see Shaitalia at work?

Yea she real fine.

by bhaddestbabiealive_101 March 16, 2020

Shita

Shita is a japanese word for "down", or "under".

Shita, shita, ue, shita, migi, hidari
Down, down, up, right, left

by Rrasen March 23, 2020