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Magic shell hulk

To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!
"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"
by Definatly Not Anthony August 22, 2012
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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
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coconut shell

you're so stupid! use your coconut shell
by andyellie June 6, 2017
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half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.
Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.
by electrocaine September 3, 2018
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Waverly Shell Rock High School

WSR is full of judgmental bitches, shit teachers, mullets, privileged athletes, and furries. Forget the music department, we never heard of it, but our brand new gym and athletic center seems to be a hit. Who needs air conditioning? Don’t come to our school unless you have a good athletic reputation. You are nothing if you aren’t in sports. Oh and don’t be surprised if you see kids sitting during the pledge of allegiance, it’s a common occurrence here. Don’t get me started on teachers man, most of them only like you if you’re in a sport.
Waverly Shell Rock High School

Timmy should I join the choir?

Psh fuck the choir Sara
by pastynoodles September 11, 2021
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Ma Shell

The best person ever to exist. They will support you through everything and help you when you need it most. They are the most beautiful soul.
by Snailtree33 January 10, 2022
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Stuffed Shell

When a female has a block of cheese in their vagina
I gave my girl a stuffed shell. We had to go American because sharp leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
by FrogsFly April 27, 2022
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