purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

by Pippathecat June 01, 2014

sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!

Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!

by jadeviolet September 01, 2018

karate sheets

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

by rckem February 14, 2014

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 24, 2004

Shit Sheets

Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.

Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???

by Captian Dinosaur Wrangler March 07, 2011

Shit sheets

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

by Wicked Mainah March 15, 2016

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 04, 2015