Mexi-sitting

this is when you work at an establishment where mexicans who just recently hopped over the border are accepted to work along side regular english speaking americans and the retarded fucking mexicans cant do there jobs therefore they are not being babysat because they aren't babys they are being mexi-sat because they are.........mexicans!!

These mexicans sure are stupid i cant stand Mexi-sitting

by The White Man 85 May 19, 2010

Settling

This is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. It is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting male victim .

Being pussy-whipped is a side-effect of settling.

If your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a Gap Model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from 'settling.'

by JFITB October 14, 2005

sexting

sexting is to talk to someone of the opposite sex abt how they will fuck u.

sexting for example:
boy: i wanna fuck u so bad
girl:how?
boy: first we would make out for 30 min
girl: then i would rub my boobs on ur back up and down
boy: then i would take ur pants off and ur undies(hopefully a thong)
girl:i would take ur pants off too andthen stroke ur big ass dick
boy: then i would stick my dick up ur ass then in ur mouth
girl:and i would lick it and u could cum in my mouth
boy: then i would take it out and start fucking u.
girl:i would moan and groan and have an orgasm
boy:while thts happening, i would grab and squeeze ur big boobs and ass.
girl:i wouldthen,while my orgasm is on,kiss u more
boy: then i would after we r done fucking each other,make u lick my dick and suck it more while i finger ur vagina and attempt to stick my hand up it to get u to hav an orgie in my hand.
girl: oooo i would enjoy tht!
boy: i would fuck u a little more and it would be awesome. we could do it everynight too. wen do we start?
girl: i can get a hotel booked for tonight at 12
boy: awesome meet u there cnt wait.

by michelle tonako April 14, 2010

iPhone sexting vid

An iPhone sexting vid is a video made to send erotic and cumtastic vids of sex acts.

My Cadet roomie, Matt, takes iPhone sexting vids of me sucking his dick, swallowing his cumgasm, and fucking my boy-hole -- then he sends it to other cadets!

by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020

sitting on CHROME

Having a Gun under the seat of your car.

Dont trip ese... Im sitting on chrome. If these putos trip ill blast them.

by cantinflas August 18, 2009

phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.

Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata

by the lobe January 3, 2005

two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

by asoiubnweks August 9, 2008