scheched

To be the victim of someone elses incompetence or stupidity.

Johnny scheched me by accidentaly deleting all of important documents because he thought they junk files.

by Britt Forbes May 13, 2008

speech fuck

a term originating in State College, Pennsylvania, when two people tend to talk to each other, either in a sexual or casual manner, on a regular basis or all the time, often in public, to a point where it seems like they are making up for having sexual intercourse by talking to each other

dude 1: look at that dude and that chick over there, they talk to each other like that at this exact time every single day
dude 2: ya dude that's called speech fucking.
dude 1: i wonder when the school will make a rule forbidding that
dude 2: who knows

by bigbadbarbash March 27, 2011

speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".

{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.

by Telephony August 13, 2020

thesaurus speech

When people use big words to impress people, but it's obvious they've just been reading through a dictionary or thesaurus.
Signs of thesaurus speech include wrong pronunciation, and grammatically incorrect use.

Did you hear that guy pronounce overzealous like "over-zeel-us?" "Yeah, Thesaurus speech is funny.

by XalexegX July 6, 2011

Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

Pulling a Screech

From his Saved by the Bell fame and now from his Saved by the Smell porn fame. To pull a Screech means for one to stoop as low as they can go to reclaim their lost financial or social success.

Dustin Diamond is Pulling a Screech by releasing a porn as he tries to raise money to save his house.

by Benjammin' September 22, 2008

middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016