Honky Scale

The scale used to determine how "white" one is based on a scale from 0-44, where 0 is ghetto black acting as a whigger where one would be popin caps left and right, 22 is perfect white/black balance, and 44 is excessive white where one would be watching Fraiser while drinking a brocelli smoothie in a pair of pleated pants.

Nerd: BYYYYYY GOLLY I NEED MORE PLEATED PANTS!
Dude: Bro, I would rather stick my dick in the oven than listen to your 44 ass.
Nerd: You are correct mmmmmyyyyyy Honky Scale rating is a perfect 44 based on proven mathematical evidence.
Black Male: Yo what it be homes? Oh shit a 44! I better get MY 44, Shiiiiiit...
Nerd: Please remove yourself from my grill my geographicaly southern brethren!

by MonsterDipper88 November 16, 2007

0 to 2 scale

A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.

Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!

by bbuddy April 6, 2009

for shit's sake

when a situation calls for a response where a more pronounced explative does not quite apply. or when a situation is noticed where simply saying shit is not enough and requires special recognition.

shelly: dan quit saying fuck so much!
dan: why the fuck not shelly?
shelly: OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE.

jamie: help, i can't seem to find my vibrator.
dan: i think shelly must have broken it or ran down the batteries again.
shelly: OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE!

by slapnuts208 August 9, 2009

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Essentially, the scales goes like this:
1- unfuckable and ugly as shit
2- rarely anybody would fuck
3- good personality, nothing else
4- lower end of average attractiveness
5- middle end of average attractiveness
6- higher end of average attractiveness
7- above average, decently hot
8- pretty good looking
9- *almost* everyone would bang
10- essentially so hot, she's a goddess
What I had just described is a general populous of the scale, but usually is tweaked due to personal preference. A 1 for some people might be a 10 for others.

Person 1: did you see her? What a ten!
Person 2: the 1-10 female attractiveness scale? I'm totally not familar with that concept.

by Venobi August 30, 2016

1-10 attractiveness scale

the 1-10 attractiveness scale is a symmetrical density curve in which the mean is 5. As you move further away from the mean (5), fewer and fewer people meet those numbers. Thus, that 10 you're looking for is really just as rare as you think.

Greg: yo, where does Cathie fall on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Bill: Honestly, she's one in a million, gotta be an 8.

by hobbitswithtophats September 14, 2016

for fucks sake

exclamation: for the sake of fuck.

"For fuck's sake, get off me!"

by deathtobees October 2, 2004

fish scale

The name is a reference to a highly potent form of cocaine named Peruvian Fishscale.

Wow son im straight buggin off this fish scale.

by Da Broxx Finest July 10, 2006