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Sammich

A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!

I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...

I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
by T-pain McAwesome January 7, 2011
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sammed

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.
i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?
by omghahalol May 17, 2009
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sammich

Sammich is a sandwich of ultimate power. Its VERY tasty. It can also be used for slapping.
SupaKhaos/Sammich King pwns you and all of your sammiches.
by SupaKhaos(Chance B.) February 4, 2005
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Sammi

A sammi is most likely to be the name of the best boyfriend you will ever have. They are smart, funny, entertaining, and very handsome. Depending on weather they can be calm and relaxed or upbeat and romantic. Sammi is usually easy to talk to ,and the best person to make plans with.
by Jaays.couture July 16, 2017
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Dame the samme

I feel you what you're talking about.
Man #1: Man we need to talk.

Man #2: I dame the samme my brother.
by Emblack May 16, 2006
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sammich

It does not exist. They are all a part of a boys imagination. If you want something to eat, use the word SANDWICH!
There is no example, because they do not exist.

Boy: Make me a sammich
Girl: A what?
Boy: Nevermind, I'll go make a sandwich.
Girl: That's what I thought.
by TatorPuff April 17, 2011
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Ice Cream Sammich

or ICS - female private part, pussy
I got her so hot her ice cream sammich melted.
by Nikki April 5, 2005
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