When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.
"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".
"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
by Space Freak January 02, 2012
"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
by JustineBakker July 11, 2008
Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.
Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.
The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.
The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
by darth wazza September 27, 2006
When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
by Nick Millar April 12, 2006
The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion
by GlonkySalmon June 06, 2022
by Chitlins May 26, 2021
Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 27, 2017