swiftie

A rapid spliff.

dude i gotta scoot in ten but you got time for a swiftie?

by grief March 15, 2004

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

swiftly

the act of feeling smooth, fly, amazing and spectacular.

After he asked me out, I went home feeling swiftly and had a dance party.

by Corrieeeeee January 18, 2009

taylor swift

our overlord, our god, her songs are our bible, the music industry, best singer songwriter ever

taylor swift is smart, funny, beautiful, strong and scooter braun did her dirty

by bookworm_2002 March 31, 2022

Swifting

Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.

(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)

John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."

by IYBN March 4, 2018

swiftymax

a human who has a name called Khoi and looks utterly horrendous with the human eye, he wears a black hoodie and orange glasses, if you see him, RUN from this unholy beast

swiftymax is scary!

by Zypheoniy April 16, 2022

Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008