Taylor Swift 

Taylor Swift is a 24 year old Singer who writes a lot of breakup songs (to most people that is). However, she has written more non-breakup songs than breakup songs.

Examples of non-breakup songs: Ronan, Mean, Safe and Sound, Eyes Open, Long Live, 22, Stay Beautiful, Innocent, The Lucky One, Lucky You, Never Grow Up, Sweeter Than Fiction ect.

Examples of breakup songs: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Picture To Burn, Better Than Revenge, Sad Beautiful Tragic ect.

Examples of non-breakup love songs: Sparks Fly, Love Story, You Belong With Me, Ours, Our Song, Mary's Song(Oh My My), Jump Then Fall, Starlight, Enchanted ect.

Taylor Swift I sweet celebrity who comments on her fans pages. She has recently given dating advice and stuff like that to two girls. She loves having little "Single Girls" parties with her Best Friends.

Taylor Swift stops in the street to give autographs to fans and take pictures with them. She once bought pizza for her fans who were crowding this street waiting for her.

Taylor has not dated a guy for a bit more than two years now.

Person: Oh my God, all the songs that Taylor Swift writes are breakup songs. She's such a whore for dating so many guys that I can't even count them using my fingers and toes.
Swiftie: Aww, sweetie, you must be missing thirteen fingers and toes in total because Taylor only dated 7 guys and she has written a lot more song that aren't breakup songs to breakup songs.
Person: ...Sorry...

Taylor Swift by pegicorn302 August 1, 2014

Taylor Swift Complex 

A girl who thinks she's stuck in high school.
a more serious case involves women who write pathetic "my heart broke" songs with the same four chords.

Avoid these women at all costs.

Jeanie says she's still heartbroken after her boyfriend in 3rd grade dumped her. That fucking bitch has a serious case of taylor swift complex.

Taylor Swift Complex by Penisenvyahha February 21, 2011

Pulling a Taylor Swift 

The act of innocently standing in shock with puppy-dog eyes when someone does something bad to you in front of a lot of people. This is to make everyone feel bad for you and take your side.

When that girl started yelling at me, I figured that pulling a taylor swift would be better than yelling at her so everyone would feel bad for me and take my side.

Pulling a Taylor Swift by broski10233 June 12, 2010

Taylor Swift 

The chopping off of one's penis.

I killed myself thanks Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift by The real Hairy Hotdog April 23, 2016

Taylor Swift 

A white female pop star, who looks like an average white blonde skinny girl,
Sings average but makes it up with really good lyrics, better than much of the pop music nowadays.
Shady and a lil petty but has a really good relationship with her fans

People tend to say everyone hates her and that she is over but her career is still doing pretty good, considering her new album sold 1.1 million copies in 3 days, in the US alone.

Person 1: Taylor Swift is such a snake! She is over
Person 2: sure, but she is still selling more albums than your fave

Taylor Swift by miley what's good November 15, 2017

Taylor Swift 

Cancer.

We pay respects to those who have suffered and passed away, due to the incurable Taylor Swift disease.

Taylor Swift by OnionFairy March 4, 2016

Taylor Swift 

(verb) Being perceived to be and promoted as at the top of your industry without any justifiable or credible talent. Supremely mediocre, yet widely lauded.

"Steph Curry is Taylor Swift -ing in the NBA"

"Kim K is Taylor Swift -ing in the reality TV industry"
"'Jennifer Lawrence really deserved that Oscar' 'Nah, man, she's Taylor Swift -ing it'"

Taylor Swift by Celebritiessuck May 14, 2016