shallow

Judging a person based strictly on looks, not factoring in their personality whatsoever.

Jon likes Jan because Jan dresses flashy.

by slappymyhead February 22, 2004

sword swallower

One who can deep throat miles and miles of cock.

That bitch is quite the little sword swallower.

by F. June 23, 2003

your mother should have swallowed you

It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.

Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.

by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008

Peer shallowness

n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)

George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.

BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking

George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness

Everyone else: Attaboy :

by Midgetmonkey June 4, 2008

Shallow Follow

when you follow someone on Twitter solely because they're smoking hot.

Kyle "Shallow Followed" Trevor on Twitter only because he saw that he's hot.

Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2016

Shallow

Too mentally affected to go deep into things.

He dumped his girlfriend because he was too shallow to sort things out with her.

by SomeoneNew June 26, 2012

shallow pussy

The situation in which a pussy is shallow, possibly due to not being penitrated very many times.

"She's shallow with the pussy. Yeah, she has a shallow pussy, she ain't no hoe."

by Anonymousforilluminati January 28, 2016