sloppy jose

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.

Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!

by Capn26 September 15, 2008

Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.

Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.

by Tyronefy January 14, 2018

sloppy top

sucking on a penis "oral sex"

DAMN! She gives some good sloppy top!

by TheeMan2G March 11, 2003

sloppy toppie

When a bitch sucking Your dick and there's alot of spit and nut on her face and on your dick

She gave me that sloppy toppie

by Thecoolestmothafuckauknow22 July 30, 2017

Sloppy Concharto

Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.

Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?

by S-Money December 28, 2005

sloppy party bottom

A gay man that maintains a diet, so that his anus and bowels will stay clean, so at a gay party he is passed around to numerous men and buttfucked until he has a sloppy fanny.

Those six fairies are rock hard waiting for their sloppy party bottom to arrive.

by tequiller January 24, 2007

retro shopping

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

by Mydaho January 22, 2007