Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012

Soggy Miyagi

When a boy tea bags another boy or girl in the mouth and pokes his or her eye with his penis. Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid) invented and is the master of this move.

The girl likes it when i give her the old soggy miyagi.

by Mr.Miyagi November 14, 2006

soggy jewish perm

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

by a_nonymous November 5, 2006

soggies

Refers to girls, often loose or skanks, who are generally unappealing. Normally over weight or unattractive. Often used to describe unattractive girls who show up at parties uninvited. Soggies is derived from Captain Crunch commercials where the “soggies” would ruin the Captain’s cereal.

The party really sucked, there was just a bunch of soggies.

by mjw31 December 19, 2005

Soggy Biscuit

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.

Do you dare play the Soggy Biscuit game?

by A weirdo January 16, 2009

Soggy Pillow

Any old, worn out, and very squishy feather or down pillow over about 5 years old. Can also be referred to as a "broken" pillow that bends right over your arm and gives absolutely no support for the neck AT ALL.

I have a 24 year-old soggy pillow named "Big Mama." It is so pliable that it instantly takes the shape of whatever it's laying on.

by Javan tiger December 30, 2006

Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.

Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!

by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009