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snowflake your ass

A person who is so Christmas crazed that they'll snowflake your ass
"You better fucking put up my Christmas tree or I'll snowflake your ass!"
by Dick dick couch December 12, 2016
mugGet the snowflake your assmug.

Snowflake Death Cult

Americans that are so afraid to admit that COVID 19 is real that they are collectively committing the slowest mass suicide in world history.
That Snowflake Death Cult member wouldn't believe a doctor when the doctor said they needed a vaccination, but they believed in the doctor enough to go back when they needed the tube.
by anonymous September 26, 2021
mugGet the Snowflake Death Cultmug.
A debate where people are discussing which group of people is ruining society the most, special snowflakes because of their oversensitivity, and edgelords because of their overinsensitivity, without realizing that it's technically both of them who have done the most damage.
Is there any reason to have an edgelord vs. snowflake debate? They're both equally toxic and have been ruining our culture for years now.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
mugGet the Edgelord vs. Snowflake Debatemug.

oklahoma city snowflake

The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.
I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!
by AttackOfTheYeast February 22, 2017
mugGet the oklahoma city snowflakemug.

mouth full of snowflakes

When a person stops themselves from swallowing. Usually when they are being confronted by another person more powerful than them.
John was brought in for questioning he tried not to swallow but the detectives knew he had a mouth full of snowflakes.
by Kenneth H. November 13, 2005
mugGet the mouth full of snowflakesmug.

Snowflake

A young person that is drowning in conformity. Loves all the latest pop culture, trends, top 40, and wouldn’t see the truth if slapped them in the face. Often doesn’t realize the culture that they’re following is keeping them poor and likely single. Also is very sensitive and feels the need to be politically correct 100% of the time.
Ava stays poor because she’s a snowflake and blows all her money trying to be “unique” like everyone else.
by Ydazzle April 2, 2022
mugGet the Snowflakemug.

Snowflake

Someone who is easily offended and susceptible to confirmation bias, usually with the tendency to dehumanize those they perceive as inferior or weak due to a deep-rooted sense of inadequacy, who resorts to deflection and projection when threatened or fearful of change
Person 1: How they’re allowing this nonsense about gender is truly disgraceful. These snowflakes get so triggered and whine when people don’t agree with them. Can you believe that crap?

Person 2: You literally just described yourself… but I also didn’t ask for this conversation, soooo I’m gonna go cause it’s taco Tuesday. Good luck though and hope you find some peace in your life!
by Fearthereaper72 May 14, 2023
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