Semi slide

Refers to qualifying for the semi-finals of a bracketed, double elimination tournament and subsequently losing three games/matches (championship semis, consolation semis, and 5th/6th place metal round) to place 6th in the tournament.

Did Joe win his semis match? Nah, he did the semi slide.

by NWtigers189 November 5, 2007

Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.

Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

Greasy slide

When both male and female ejaculate on to the floor after coitus, then use it as a slip n slide.

Hannah very much enjoyed her greasy slide with Nathan.

by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014

Pomade slide

When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube

I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.

by Daman0613 June 5, 2014

Slide Day

A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.

Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.

I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.

by Shaquila The Great May 22, 2018

Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.

I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.

by Russell Dust December 15, 2019

poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 25, 2020