by Killat0n March 10, 2014
Get the sarcasm-ceptionmug. Exe#1:
The doctors told them they would never walk again. They responded by sarcasmically telling the doctors: "that was such good news: they were gonna jump for joy!". The doctor and the patient shared a sad laugh.
Exe#2:
Sarcasmic humor feels best for the comedian, meanwhile the audience is often left scratching their heads, while the comedian chortles at their own joke while being escorted offstage.
The doctors told them they would never walk again. They responded by sarcasmically telling the doctors: "that was such good news: they were gonna jump for joy!". The doctor and the patient shared a sad laugh.
Exe#2:
Sarcasmic humor feels best for the comedian, meanwhile the audience is often left scratching their heads, while the comedian chortles at their own joke while being escorted offstage.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! September 10, 2019
Get the sarcasmicallymug. "Look, if I wanted to kill myself I would climb to your ego and jump to your IQ"
"Ouch"
"Calm down it was sarcasm"
"Ouch"
"Calm down it was sarcasm"
by fink540 October 26, 2017
Get the sarcasmmug. You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
Get the Sarcasmmug. The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
Get the captain sarcasmmug. noun - a meaningless catch-all word employed in a vain attempt to explain away embarrassingly stupid statements.
by lil blue 1er April 26, 2020
Get the sarcasmmug. You: I absolutely LOVE Justin Beiber!
Friend: Whoah man! let me grab a tissue... that was totally sarcasmic!
Friend: Whoah man! let me grab a tissue... that was totally sarcasmic!
by cartee January 19, 2013
Get the Sarcasmicmug.