sarcastobang

A cousin to the interrobang (?!). A punctuation mark represented by an exclamation point inside parentheses. It implies written sarcasm for those with busted sarcastometers. It is used in addition to normal punctuation.

Using a sarcastobang, everybody should understand my Internet sarcasm, Jeff. (!)

by MSwagDT December 1, 2009

Sarcastatistics

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasswhole

That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.

Rod was a " Sarcasswhole " all morning, so we cleaned his clock.

by Plumbcrazydeano March 4, 2014

sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something

p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.

by ratturtleneck July 4, 2021

sarcastrophe

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)

When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.

by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007

sarcastabitch

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.

E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.

by n_beckwith March 8, 2008