Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.
"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".
by Space Freak January 02, 2012
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smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.
"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
by JustineBakker July 11, 2008
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salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.
Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.
by darth wazza September 27, 2006
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rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.
by Nick Millar April 12, 2006
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Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion
You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids
by GlonkySalmon June 06, 2022
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Salmon slapper

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips
Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!
by Chitlins May 26, 2021
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Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020
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