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chinese safety boot

I'm wearing my Chinese safety boots
by asdfqwerzxcvpoiu March 2, 2014
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safety whale

An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.
Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!
by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
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sage hill

A college prep school that doesn't deserve half the flak it's getting. Cool teachers, trusting (yes, I'm going to use the C word) community, and fun atmosphere. We're not all rich white kids; we're very diverse. And yes, there are some nice cars in the parking lot, but there are plenty of average ones. We're all there for one thing- to recieve a great education, and we're getting it.
by average sage kid January 22, 2008
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Safety Wink

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
by ma0sm May 26, 2009
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SafeTGard twat

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
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Safetypull

The act of pulling money literally out of your ass, to use for the sole purpose of paying for birth control. So you can have sex with another person, with no protection, and not worry about getting pregnant outside of that 1% of the time.
It is okay, back in November, I was able to safetypull, so we are good for boning tonight
by Jay Jay E September 13, 2010
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Safety nap

Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.
Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
by Arms1 August 19, 2013
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