russell harding

a fuck wit with half a brain!

oh my god there's a russell!

by thechosenone March 7, 2005

Russled

When a peice of IT Specifc computer equipement fails, dosnt work properly, or not set up properly.

Shit dude, looks like the servers been proper russled.

Some twats russeld the box. We need to go to DR.

Who the f*ck set this server up? It was a right russel job.

by stiffmeister112 June 21, 2011

Russell Branded

The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.

Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.

by Tootsagogo August 30, 2012

russell

A kind and loving guy that will do anything for the one he loves.

Russell loves Kaleigh.

by Gman106 June 19, 2018

Russell

The nicest, but rudest person ever. He's both at the same time. He will make you feel so amazing and special but when someone wrongs him they better watch out! A Russell will always care about you if your lucky enough to be his girlfriend that is! He'll show that he likes you but he'll be nervous to ask you out, so you may want to do it yourself. A Russell has such nice hair too and the prettiest eyes you'll ever see. He'll always try to make you laugh and tell you you're wrong when you put yourself down.

Girl one: Today I was freezing cold in 5th hour and Russell gave me his sweatshirt to wear!!

Girl two: *annoyingly singing* YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT!!

by Broskiiiiiiiiiiiii September 22, 2018

Russell

Has roughly a 7 inch penis. Russell's go well with girlfriend's named Evelyn. Because Evelyn's are also very attractive and nice. Russell's are very kind and caring. They are very athletic and very attractive

Evelyn: Look at my boyfriend Russell, he can last all night
Russell: Hell yeah I can

by Itz_Mitchellez December 9, 2018

Russell Rainstorm

The Russell Rainstorm a sexual act where one partner straddles the face of another partner with their anus directly over the other partners nose. While farting the person begins to urinate on the other partner, this making a thunderstorm of farts and urine

That girl really gave me a helluva Russell Rainstorm last night.

by Golden Sterling December 29, 2021