Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

retindering

When you redownload Tinder because your Tinder relationship didn't work out.

Things seemed really chill, but it didn't work out. Looks like I will be retindering.

by rvf0703 September 24, 2016

Rethugnican

a member of the Republican party.

Boy the Rethugnican debate was ugly last night! The Donald Trump Rethugnicans are outta control!

by Drgizmo June 13, 2016

Retigerment

Noun, the point in a tiger's life upon which it no longer does tiger things and goes on cruises instead.

"Shit, he killed Gerry!"
"Man, and Gerry was just three days from retigerment."

by PrancingApricot June 8, 2016

retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.

He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.

by felixh November 23, 2016

Rejium

A1 Drug dealer. Typically sells high quality dank. Offers platinum memberships to long time affiliates.

Aye bruh hit up your local Rejium if your supply is running low.

by Cyberstone April 19, 2017