Retigerment
Noun, the point in a tiger's life upon which it no longer does tiger things and goes on cruises instead.
Retigerment by PrancingApricot June 8, 2016
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Two Days Till Retirement
An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!
Two Days Till Retirement by DANfan January 19, 2013
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Retirement Funeral
This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019
sudbury retirement fund
"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"
"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
sudbury retirement fund by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009
religerent
when religious and beligerent collide. an overly religious person that is pushy and obnoxious when forcing their beliefs upon others while being completely oblivious to the fact that you couldn't be less interested.
Those Jehovah's Witnesses were at my house last night. I had a devil of a time getting rid of them even though I told them to get lost! Why are they so religerent?
religerent by Bratty Lou March 27, 2011
stealth retirement
The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
stealth retirement by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
Retirement
A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
Retirement by billzilla October 7, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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