Gentleman's reading room

The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter

by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

Are you ready guys?

Quotation: Date Masamune, 'Sengoku Basara'
Proposition that means that either shit is going down, or there is a hella orgy nearby.
Can only be used on a motor horse.

Are you ready guys? Rets PARTY!

by MrMuscle October 18, 2010

ready room

a conference room on the Galaxy Class Starship Enterprise: where Captain Jean Luc Picard hides from time to time when he wants to read a book or beat his meat on chatroulette.

Captain Picard: WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR OF MY READY ROOM!

Data: It was Lt. Worf, Sir.

by Lays Chips April 11, 2010

read the riot act

to rebuke firmly, especially with a stern warning (the riot act was an act of the Parliament of Brittan which was often read before it was enforced and was made particularly infamous by the "Peterloo massacre")

He read the riot act to him in front of everyone when he tried to steal his book.

by The Retrurn of Light Joker January 19, 2009

Reading, PA

One of the most crime ridden, poverty stricken cities in the US. Per capita, it has the highest drug, murder, and crime rate in the nation. Used to be the outlet capital of the world, and now is nearly without any business or workers. Here welfare equals daily wages and shootings are considered population control. If you are not hispanic, do not attract attention to yourself here...

Reading high school student found shot and tied up in the back of an SUV, presumably owing someone drug money.

by moose56 June 1, 2005

Supper's Ready

Epic song of love and the Apocalypse, from the hands of Genesis in 1972, in the good old days when Peter Gabriel was fronting the business. 23 minutes of sheer outrageous clashing bliss.

Near-climactic line from Supper's Ready:

And it's hey babe / your supper's waiting for you ...,

by Fearman November 26, 2007

drunk reading

when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.

the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.

by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008