by anonymous November 23, 2021

a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.
WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time
by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011

ralf
verb INFORMAL: to vomit.
kram·den
adverb: forcing the male organ into a woman's anus:
Combined; the act of making a woman choke on a penis after anel sex.
verb INFORMAL: to vomit.
kram·den
adverb: forcing the male organ into a woman's anus:
Combined; the act of making a woman choke on a penis after anel sex.
1.I put it in her butt then made her give me head, the classic Ralph Kramden.
2. I gave her the Ralph Kramden.
3. I Kramden it in her mouth after I butt fucked her and she Ralphed on it.
2. I gave her the Ralph Kramden.
3. I Kramden it in her mouth after I butt fucked her and she Ralphed on it.
by jayram1408 February 5, 2023

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.
Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
by Nick er November 23, 2021

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.
Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn
Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn
Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022
