A row of women lined up for Sir's pleasure. Usually found in shandy rags, porn films, or Leicester City's changing rooms..
Very rarely encountered in real life, but I guess if a gent has a deep pocket the haddocks will oblige for the usual fee..
Taxi home and a bag of cheesy chips usually does it, but gents living outside of Wrexham may struggle to find willing victims easily..
Those in the Wrexham area are advised to keep the chip bags for putting over the heads of the specimens in order to "keep wood" while the procedure is being performed..
Richard was training hard on the sea-front throughout the summer season in Rhyl, ready for the Wrexham decathalon later in the year, where legends of the pork sword gather in an attempt to show their moves on the 10 haddock fish rack..
Term used to describe a fit woman who still has natural perky & full breasts. Originally the brand-name of an automobile attachment used to carry extreme sports accessories, it can be used as an adjective, noun or nickname. Often used as an endearing term or compliment to a special lady friend that is in good shape but has not lost her 'upper-deck'.
A true sport-rack should retain some of the qualities of it's genesis so that when 'equipment' is placed on the 'rack' it does not fall off.
I always date fitness instructors that have exercised their boobs into oblivion, would love to find a good Sport Rack someday.
My canoe keeps getting scuffed on the ground, I need a better sport rack.