courtesy question

an inquiry under selfish pretense...where the poser of the question is only truly interested in reciprocation so that they may expound upon their experiences.

carissa: how was your weekend?

tim: not bad...yours?

carissa: oh my gosh! i went to the mall on friday...where i got a new dress because i was invited to this wedding on sunday...but saturday night i got way too drunk with my friends from college...we went to this bar downtown that had martinis for $4...so on sunday i was really hung over........

tim (under his breath): fuckin' courtesy question

by dope boy diesel October 8, 2008

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suicide question

a question which leads to the thought of, and ultimate action of, suicide.

A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.

by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010

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Retardicle Question

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.

Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.

by iDazign January 25, 2018

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Free Question

A "Free Question" is a question you can ask someone and the person who you asked has to awnser 100% truthfully and must not be mad you asked it. You can tell them to have what's called a confident question meaning they can never bring it up EVER.

Hey guess who's gonna win and I'll give you a free question.

by Jimmy hindy May 30, 2018

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