pootertooter

Pussy fart, normall smells like cheese

I was boning this girl last night and her pootertooters were loud as

by The roflcracker February 4, 2009

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK June 29, 2016

Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.

Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*

by The Dooker June 11, 2016

Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

by Függyjoe March 12, 2019

Pooter Bitch

A ho who is prone to queef during intercourse. Usually used as an insult to other men about their ho.

Yo Jeremy you got a Pooter Bitch don't you nigga

Fuck off Tom

by Keypatch April 28, 2020

Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

pootang

raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good

dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife

by andy blackass April 12, 2006